"Golf ball sized hail" hitting a high school football field Weather guy outside in a storm yelling his forecast, "and back inside to you Dick and Gwen, if you can still hear me." Kiwanis Club holding a bbq, "so get out there and enjoy a hot dog in the sun." I've seen these fucking things a million times and I'm tired of it. My favorite, guy walking against the freezing wind holding his hat with one hand and trying to keep his coat closed with the other Three guys who move from Chicago to Hawaii and open a surf shop. Happy Birthday greetings to 100-year-old grannyĪ car being carried by water down a flooded roadīoats anchored in marina bobbing up and down because of strong wavesĬar being pushed out of the snow by two guys, one who then slips and falls on his ass It's science I guess, but if there is an actual course it teaches the same fucking thing over and over, have the weather person show this: These guys and women call themselves "meteorologists" but is there an actual course somewhere for this? I've never heard of it being offered at a university or college. Bit of a skill to write backwards but it's always annoying at the end when he throws the chalk up in the air and catches it while simultaneously saying "have a good day, weather or not." I like puns, but not that one. Then there is Brent the old guy who still uses chalk on a clear screen to present his data.
When there is a map of my province Beatty's knockers always cover my city so I don't know what the temp is going to be or if she's covering a "sun", a "cloud" or a "drizzle" pic. Lots of different weather conditions up here in Canada so we have tons of these, as Ken says "happy-talk assholes with shit eating grins." I always go to the Environment Canada website instead of trusting big boobed Beatty on the local news. That weather guy in the video, would you buy a used car from him? He looks exactly like one of those "have I got a deal for you" morons. Tell me you wouldn't hold him while I punched him. A shred of credibility maybe? A tiny thread? Now granted we don't get much weather here in LA and a number of stations have gotten by with hot young ingenues who don't know there's another meaning for snow besides cocaine, but come on. This was a real meteorologist, who clearly understood weather patterns and was able to articulate them in a clear concise way. Hasn't local news moved on from these happy-talk assholes? When I was going to Minneapolis last month I checked in with one of their local weather guys and was very impressed. For Mother's Day: (big smile) "Hey it's gonna rain on Mom. He has a shit-eating grin and takes great delight in delivering bad news. And I just want to punch this fucking guy in the face. Right before the show they go to weather guy Dallas Raines for a preview of the weather. I watch JEOPARDY every night and here in Los Angeles it's on Channel 7, the ABC affiliate.
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